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Swanky Lobster
1010 University Avenue, 1884
San Diego, CA 92103
SD Studio (619) 269-4382
NYC Studio (212) 539-3167
Toll Free Fax: (866) 520-2732
EMAIL: info@swankylobster.com
Copyright 2008, Swanky Lobster
To the eternal 29 year old:
Your secret's safe with me.
RN001
You look great for your age.
Happy Birthday!
RN003
You surprised all your
friends by actually
succeeding at something!
RN005
You'll never be younger
than me. Happy Birthday!
RN004
Can you break a "five?"
RN007
Get better or else!
RN009
I guess your ex couldn't
live up to your modest
expectations.
RN011
Much better than the last
time you made it.
RN010
Now's your chance to get
rid of that hateful sofa.
RN012
I had no idea you would be
such a cry baby.
RN008
Even Jesus Christ would
be impressed.
RN006
Your birthday is the talk
of the town.
RN002