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Swanky Lobster
1010 University Avenue, 1884
San Diego, CA 92103
SD Studio (619) 269-4382
NYC Studio (212) 539-3167
Toll Free Fax: (866) 520-2732
EMAIL: info@swankylobster.com
Copyright 2008, Swanky Lobster
Make a wish and
blow out my hair.

CS001
How smart of you to
have a birthday suit
with an elastic
waistline!

CS003
I'd kiss you but
my lipstick is worth
more than your
affection.

CS005
If you were as fabulous
as me you'd be a
bitch too

CS007
Just think, you're
another day closer
to death.

CS002
Were you expecting a
snide remark?
I suppose one does grow
bitter with old age.

CS004
I was looking indifferent
LONG before Botox!

CS006
I NEVER get tired of
seeing you in that dress!

CS008